Top 100 predictions for “living in interesting times.” — The year 2022. It’s almost over. I think we may actually make it out alive! Next year though? It’s anyone’s guess. Here are 100 of my most semi-educated attempts at finding patterns in the chaos. Number 100: Space junk kills someone. It knocks out a Fox news satellite. …

“Put it down over there. By the big dome sticking out,” he said. At least “it” went by “he.” “He” was just a remnant from a different time. A pronoun attached to his outward appearance. Inside there was nothing particularly made for gender identification or sexual reproduction. Its “he-ness” was…

Another day. Another MSU rapist. WTF. — Michigan State University, my alma mater from so long ago, has again made me puke like a Spartan. Michigan State University announces plans to fire Mel Tucker amid sexual harassment allegations |… Michigan State University intends to fire head football coach Mel Tucker after the coach was accused of sexual…www.cnn.com If you’ve not been paying attention lately, Mel Tucker is about to be axed as the Head Football Coach at MSU.

Please fill out this survey so we can improve your next life! — Congratulations! For better or worse, you lived your human life. We of the eternal consciousness wish to make every life seem meaningful. From the smallest microbe to the mind of an entire universe, we strive to give all life a sense of purpose even when there really isn’t any. Please…

And one bonus! — Mark and Jeff had hoped that by sheer force of will they could get their case bumped out of the GA courts and up a notch to the feds. They were deemed witless by US District Judge Steve “JJ” Jones. (I just made that up. The “JJ” thing I mean.) …

And one bonus! — Trump is stepping away from the actual GOP debate(s) and has chosen instead to be interviewed by Tucker Carlson. Why? Because he’s a giant pussy, of course. Trump hates when anyone asks him “rude” questions about anything other than his hair and golf scores. Tucker, being the media whore that…

This is why the future won't have nice things. — It's been a while since I wrote anything. If I don’t make at least 75 more cents this month then this will be the first time in a while that my Medium account does not at least pay for itself. It really is ridiculous. Just an FYI, if you’ve been…

“We hope this site makes it clear to The People how it all… really . . . works, ya know?” US Surgeon General. — Washington, DC, July 5th, 7:31 AM In the latest twist of the ongoing political saga, the Republican Party has launched a scathing attack on President Joe Biden’s newly established website, “WhereBabiesComeFrom.com.” GOP leaders are now publicly stating that this initiative is nothing more than a calculated attempt to keep them…

Will you be the next victim? — In case you’re wondering, I use Chat GPT. I use it a lot. Like any technology, it's just a tool. It can be used for good or bad. I love asking it questions about everything. It makes me think deeper and consider ideas I’d never have conceived. Take for instance…