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My satire is now a reality. Insurance is leaving the coasts.

Louisana is just too low for the rising costs of floods and storms. — I don’t often get to say “I told ya so” but I think in 2023 I’m going to get to say it a lot more than I used to. I was “joking” in 2019 but smarter observers than me knew this was inevitable too. Insurance companies leave the coasts New York City, 7:47 a.m., 11/19/2019medium.com When it comes to climate chaos…

Life

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My satire is now a reality. Insurance is leaving the coasts.
My satire is now a reality. Insurance is leaving the coasts.
Life

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Expect this to happen in 2023.

Top 100 predictions for “living in interesting times.” — The year 2022. It’s almost over. I think we may actually make it out alive! Next year though? It’s anyone’s guess. Here are 100 of my most semi-educated attempts at finding patterns in the chaos. Number 100: Space junk kills someone. It knocks out a Fox news satellite. …

Predictions

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Expect this to happen in 2023.
Expect this to happen in 2023.
Predictions

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Tales from The Singularity

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A dome in the sand . . .

“Put it down over there. By the big dome sticking out,” he said. At least “it” went by “he.” “He” was just a remnant from a different time. A pronoun attached to his outward appearance. Inside there was nothing particularly made for gender identification or sexual reproduction. Its “he-ness” was…

Artificial Intelligence

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A dome in the sand . . .
A dome in the sand . . .
Artificial Intelligence

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Sep 19

Bye Bye, Mel Fucker!

Another day. Another MSU rapist. WTF. — Michigan State University, my alma mater from so long ago, has again made me puke like a Spartan. Michigan State University announces plans to fire Mel Tucker amid sexual harassment allegations |… Michigan State University intends to fire head football coach Mel Tucker after the coach was accused of sexual…www.cnn.com If you’ve not been paying attention lately, Mel Tucker is about to be axed as the Head Football Coach at MSU.

Rape

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Bye Bye, Mel Fucker!
Bye Bye, Mel Fucker!
Rape

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Aug 30

Congratulations! You’re dead!

Please fill out this survey so we can improve your next life! — Congratulations! For better or worse, you lived your human life. We of the eternal consciousness wish to make every life seem meaningful. From the smallest microbe to the mind of an entire universe, we strive to give all life a sense of purpose even when there really isn’t any. Please…

Life

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Congratulations! You’re dead!
Congratulations! You’re dead!
Life

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Aug 24

Top 10 excuses Mark Meadows and Jeffrey Clark “spitballed” to stay out of GA.

And one bonus! — Mark and Jeff had hoped that by sheer force of will they could get their case bumped out of the GA courts and up a notch to the feds. They were deemed witless by US District Judge Steve “JJ” Jones. (I just made that up. The “JJ” thing I mean.) …

Life

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Top 10 excuses Mark Meadows and Jeffrey Clark “spitballed” to stay out of GA.
Top 10 excuses Mark Meadows and Jeffrey Clark “spitballed” to stay out of GA.
Life

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Aug 23

Top 10 Questions for the Trump and Tucker interview.

And one bonus! — Trump is stepping away from the actual GOP debate(s) and has chosen instead to be interviewed by Tucker Carlson. Why? Because he’s a giant pussy, of course. Trump hates when anyone asks him “rude” questions about anything other than his hair and golf scores. Tucker, being the media whore that…

Life

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Top 10 Questions for the Trump and Tucker interview.
Top 10 Questions for the Trump and Tucker interview.
Life

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Aug 21

Writers are sniveling babies lucky to have a job at all.

This is why the future won't have nice things. — It's been a while since I wrote anything. If I don’t make at least 75 more cents this month then this will be the first time in a while that my Medium account does not at least pay for itself. It really is ridiculous. Just an FYI, if you’ve been…

Writing

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Writers are sniveling babies lucky to have a job at all.
Writers are sniveling babies lucky to have a job at all.
Writing

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The Hmmingbird

·Jul 5

Biden and US Surgeon General announce WhereBabiesComeFrom.Gov site.

“We hope this site makes it clear to The People how it all… really . . . works, ya know?” US Surgeon General. — Washington, DC, July 5th, 7:31 AM In the latest twist of the ongoing political saga, the Republican Party has launched a scathing attack on President Joe Biden’s newly established website, “WhereBabiesComeFrom.com.” GOP leaders are now publicly stating that this initiative is nothing more than a calculated attempt to keep them…

Life

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Biden and US Surgeon General announce WhereBabiesComeFrom.Gov site.
Biden and US Surgeon General announce WhereBabiesComeFrom.Gov site.
Life

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Science Political

·Jun 9

Top 100 ways AI will screw over stupid, lazy, greedy people.

Will you be the next victim? — In case you’re wondering, I use Chat GPT. I use it a lot. Like any technology, it's just a tool. It can be used for good or bad. I love asking it questions about everything. It makes me think deeper and consider ideas I’d never have conceived. Take for instance…

Life

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Top 100 ways AI will screw over stupid, lazy, greedy people.
Top 100 ways AI will screw over stupid, lazy, greedy people.
Life

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