“Ambition Spectrum Disorder” now listed on the DSM-5

Musk, Bezos, and Trump are now officially “abnormal.”

New York, NY, December 5, 2022, 4:59 PM

In what seems to be a move to raise awareness about the trillionaire psychos driving our civilization off a cliff, the psychology community has finally decided to do its part.

They made a new disorder.

It's a sliding scale. It gauges an individual's ambition/empathy ratio. The higher the score the more you may want to reconsider having that individual as a boss, a business partner, or anywhere near your friends and family frankly.

Here’s how it works

After a round of testing, let's say someone scores high in ambition and gets a 10 out of 10. Then they are tested for empathy and score a 1 out of 10. This individual would have an AMSD ratio of 10:1 or a score of 10.

“Think about Hitler in this case,” said Dr. Lilly Conversion, DSM board contributor. “He wants the world on a plate and does not care how it happens or who is in the way.” She said there are several in the psychological community that felt something had to be done about the obscene levels of ambition now glorified in our civilization.