EXCLUSIVE: Trump Jr. thinks the “whole fraud thing” is just an episode of PUNK’D.
NY, NY, 7:02 AM, 11/14/2023
As the New York fraud trial against the Trump family now enters another day, it seems that some in the family really don’t want to believe it is real.
“Of course, I’m not taking this seriously,” said Trump Jr.
“If this was real they’d have thrown us all in jail for real, like right now. Like today, bro.”
A recording of TJ saying these very words was just given to this reporter and now I am telling you. I heard it through a phone call from someone who wishes to remain anonymous. They did not want to send the file for fear of exposure and retaliation. The caller said that they were working late in the courthouse that day. They heard TJ approaching and started to record him on their phone. What they got was unbelievable considering the hundreds of millions of dollars in damages the Trumps may be destined to pay. TJ continued, ”Yeah bro. If they really had anything, if they really knew what we were hiding, fuck bro, they’d be asking for the death penalty. We’re all as dirty as a New York sewer. Yeah, bro. I don’t know when this is going to end but any second now Ashton Kusher is gonna show up as the judge and send us all home. Yeah, bro. Totally.”
For clarity, Ashton Kusher no longer hosts Punk’d. Chance the Rapper does.
What’s most intriguing about this conversation is that the caller said that no one was even with Trump Jr. as he said all this. “It was very strange,” said the caller. “It was after the court had closed for the day and he was just kind of milling about the hallways all by himself. It’s kind of a maze in there, especially in the basement where I work in the IT dept. I have no idea what he was doing down there and I was not about to ask either. I just kept rolling on him. What a weirdo.”
This is a developing story.