I hit Three Billion followers today!

Here’s how I did it.

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Today I hit three billion followers! It was not easy but there are some things everyone wants to read. It can take time to find the niche that is really almost half the population of the planet. I guess that’s not really much of a “niche,” is it? It's more like giving all The People what all The People want all the time.

“So what do The People want, Sexy?” you ask.

Three Billion people want the following three reads:

• Sexy reads
• Violent reads
• Dramatic, sexy, and violent reads of rich people behaving badly

That is pretty much it. Add in some royalty and you might just add in another few billion.

After writing so much of this for so long I may now break the cardinal rule of audience retention; change up completely on my audience of three billion people. I will now become a different writer.

I may keep it sexy and violent from time to time but I will no longer be writing about rich people behaving badly. I don’t care anymore that The People lap it up like a cat with a saucer of salmon-infused cream. No, instead of feeding all you kitties brain candy I now say “EAT THE RICH!”