I’ve been hacked by Putin!

This isn’t me! I swear it!

google images “putin hacker.” Or is it?

Now it gets fun. Putin is hacking everyone. Probably your mom. Probably your mom’s friends. He’s probably sneaking in when you're at work and hacking your significant other who has a more cushy job than you and gets to work from home still.

He’s hacking the shit out of them right now.