My satire is now a reality. Insurance is leaving the coasts.

Louisana is just too low for the rising costs of floods and storms.

google images “helicopter roof rescue”

I don’t often get to say “I told ya so” but I think in 2023 I’m going to get to say it a lot more than I used to. I was “joking” in 2019 but smarter observers than me knew this was inevitable too.