Prove it, Elon. Run for POTUS as a Republican.

You wanna solve big problems? Fix the GOP.

Sexy Hermit
7 min readMay 10, 2022


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Elon Musk.

He’s an immigrant but I’m sure you’ve probably heard of him anyway.

He’s the richest man in the world as far as anyone knows.

He has billions over the next guy in line.

The only man Musk thinks might be richer is Putin. Is it any wonder Musk actually called him out for a duel? This is what billionaires do. Everything is a game. Everything is about winning at any cost. Be it taking over Ukraine or Twitter, billionaires at the top of their game love to swing their big bags as publicly as possible.

Fine, Elon. We get it. You are a god among men. Everyone loves you. You can do no wrong. Or at least so you think, Elon.

I say, “Prove it, Elon!” Use your power for all the history you keep saying you want to be on better the side of.

Run for POTUS. Run as a Republican.

Transform their dysfunction, fascism, and Trumpism toward the sanity, democracy, and innovation mixed with a good dose of pragmatism you allegedly seem to stand for.

Now then, I’m no fool. As of this moment, Elon can’t run for POTUS. He was not born on American soil. He became a US citizen in 2002. Elon is not a natural-born American citizen. He chose loyalty to this country above all others later in life. Yes, for those of you who may have forgotten, the pasty white guy running around Texas with the flame throwers and rockets in fact an immigrant.



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