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Redeem yoursleves, Coke! Do the right thing!

At least send only glass bottles to Russia and Europe.

K.D. Orlich
2 min readMar 8, 2022
google images “coke in glass molotov cocktail”

Fine, Coke, Pepsi, etc. We aaallllll get it. You make too much money from wanna-be too cool for school Russians that still demand your products. They need that taste of the west that only your factories can provide.

Fine.

Fine, fine, fine.

Just another example of American corporate “greatness,” clearly.

But you could be even greater.

Start sending your product over there in nothing but glass bottles.

I don’t know if this will get me in trouble, but it seems it's pretty common knowledge that Molotov cocktails are pitifully easy to make. They are very effective when used by The People to thwart invading forces of all kinds.

Molotov cocktail recipe
by Pravda Brewery, Lviv, 2022[5]

Add the American branded Coke or Pepsi bottle and the Ukrainian fight for freedom and independence is back in…

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K.D. Orlich
K.D. Orlich

Written by K.D. Orlich

It's about to get weird in here.

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