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Ritten Off Day 10. Slow the fuck down on winter roads!
This message was brought to you by “Deer” and “The North.”
So much to deal with in the world today but sometimes the easy stuff gets the back burner.
I live in Michigan and it's been snowing this week. Already there have been several accidents on the roads due to ice and snow.
Facepalm.
Really?
This is a prime example of why none of humanity's achievements should ever be taken for granted.
Be it how democracy needs a well-informed electorate to survive or how to fucking drive properly in bad weather, we in “the north” are reminded, about this time every year, that people are idiots and they forget everything they once knew.
So here it is;
SNOW ON THE ROAD IS DANGEROUS! (And so is Fox News, on the roads and everywhere else.)
The only way to deal with it is to drive slower or not at all. (And consume better-vetted media sources, OR NOT AT ALL.)