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Ritten Off Day 34. Trump loves vaccines.
“They can’t give me money if they’re all dead,” said the voice inside Trump’s head.
Trump is an idiot. He even forgot how fascist dictating works.
But for the rest of us, who would not have seen this coming? Who would ever bet against history, mother nature, and the best scientific effort this country has made since we landed on the moon. Trump, that’s who. Like everything he does, it becomes a loser's bet soon enough.
It’s official now. There is no turning back but he’s officially turned his back on his base of know-nothings.
Wow.
Actual truth from the greatest liar since the first case of pants on fire.
He is so fucked now.
Never a man to apologize for anything, Trump has now done something even worse. He’s telling his base…