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The Virus Day 176, Dimondale, Michigan
All well. I have a cause this week.
GET YOUR FREE TICKETS NOW! Give Trump an EMPTY room to stare at THIS THURSDAY IN MICHIGAN!!
We did it in Tulsa and WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN UNTIL HE IS GONE FOREVER!
Despite what the Orifice of the Presidents says, no, you can’t actually vote twice legally, but there’s nothing stopping you from ORDERING TWO FREE TICKETS PER PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL and then staying HOME!
Trump hates empty seats at his fascist rallies more than anything and I love making him feel bad about himself and his chances at four more years in the White House. Don’t you? Make him feel so threatened that he’s going to LOSE MICHIGAN, that he nose dives off the cliff of reality for good.
He’s the greatest show on Earth but he has no clue why.
We love watching bullies FAIL and he’s the king of them ALL. Make TRUMP feel like the FAILURE he really is, two empty seats at a time, NOW IN MICHIGAN!!
Be well! Unless your last name is Trump.
