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The Virus Day 22, Dimondale, Michigan
1 min readApr 6, 2020
All well. Meh. Here’s a cat pic. Do you know what he’s saying? “STAY THE FUCK INSIDE, ASSHOLES!!” That’s what. Good advice!! Believe it. Michigan is a mess now. Thousands of cases. Hundreds of deaths. Guv shoulda fenced off the whole of The D a week ago. We’re not going anywhere. We have grocery orders coming today and Wednesday. We need to make a cleaning station in the garage today for all the new deliveries. Fun! Fuck this shit for much longer. Nice job, China! And way to hoax it up, Trump. You may have killed us all. But hey, at least the planet gets a much-needed break after centuries of our bull shit.
