Trump has a secret “fan’s only” Easter egg on his new web page.

Sexy Hermit
Apr 1, 2021

April 1, 2021, Mar A Lago, FL, 6:27 AM

Gross. Made ya look! April fools! I hope this does not inspire him to do it anyway.

But hey, fellow asshole, if you got this far, FUCKING CLAP! I need to get paid for teaching you what’s up, bitches. Can I say “bitches?” I’m really not sure.