Trump is in my state today. I feel dirty.

Another rally. Another shitshow.

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Trump is coming to my home state of Michigan today. You remember r Michigan, right? Home of the four jackasses that wanted to kidnap and kill its own Democrat Governor? Home of other assorted morons that can’t shut up about their murderous feelings and just keep getting busted because they are stupid as fuck? Yes, that Michigan. It should be quite a shitshow here today.

FBI raids home over threats made in Michigan Gov. Whitmer kidnap plot trial

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If, like me, you love throwing digital wrenches into Orange Putin’s political machine, here’s the link to get FREE tickets that you will never use.

Nothing says “fuck you” like a room full of empty seats.