Trump's cock is so small . . .
“How small is it?”
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Even this one.
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Trump's cock is so small that even CERN can’t find it.
You’ve probably seen it as a “before” picture.
His sperm are bigger.
Smaller than his IQ.
Smaller than his ability to take criticism.
Smaller than his favorite book list.
Smaller than his vocabulary.
Much much MUCH SMALLER THAN ALL CAPS!!
Smaller than Elon’s ability to run Twitter or be believable at all anymore.
Smaller than Takei's ability to not bring up Bill Shatner every fucking time he opens his mouth.
Smaller than Trump’s chances of making America great again.
Smaller than Putin’s chances of making Russia great again.
Smaller than him making anything better than it ever was.
Smaller than the odds of him helping you get an abortion in a red state.
Smaller than him defunding the cops.
Smaller than him fixing immigration until everyone becomes a hot model willing to fuck and marry him.
