Trump’s new “White’s Only Laundry” sparks anger, confusion.

Frankfort, Kentucky 08/23/2019

Right next to the Chick-fil-A with the confederate flag over the US flag, stands a new Trump business chain; “Whites Only Laundry,” specializing in washing white clothing only. “We keep the water super hot and bleach is sprayed into the machines automatically so all you have to bring is soap!” said manager Patsy Catchilds. She was super excited to work there. “Yeah! The business has been steady. It's like the 50s in here some times. When America was great you know? We even allow smoking! Sometimes we see African Americans looking in from the street but they don’t usually come in.” When asked why she said she didn’t know. “I saw one come in the other day,” said Skip Servinski a customer washing a load of towels possibly stolen from Holiday Inn. “Yeah! He didn’t stick around. He was lost, phone died, looking for directions. I told him where to go, I tell you what.” Later after an exhaustive search of the town, we found some people of color and asked what they thought of the new business. “Fuck that guy,” was pretty much all we got back on that.