Voting Rule #1: Vote selfishly

Greater goods vs individual needs.

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Ah, voting, that grand exercise in striking the perfect balance between self-interest and the ever-elusive “greater good.” It’s like trying to walk a tightrope while juggling flaming torches and reciting Shakespearean sonnets. Let's take a walk through the absurdities of navigating the treacherous path of voting.

1. The Pursuit of Self-Interest: The Noble Quest for Personal Gain

Let’s face it: voting is all about me, myself, and I. It’s a fantastic opportunity to channel our inner narcissist and prioritize our own needs, desires, and aspirations. Who cares about the greater good when we can bask in the glory of advancing our personal agenda?

By voting based on self-interest, we can ensure that our individual concerns are addressed, regardless of how they may affect others. After all, why bother with those pesky societal consequences when we can indulge in a bit of good ol’ selfishness?

2. The Perils of Ignoring Self-Interest: A Journey into Selflessness

But wait, there’s more! If self-interest is too mainstream for you, why not embark on a virtuous journey of selflessness? Ignore your personal needs, aspirations, and…