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Where’s Tucker?
Just looked at Fox’s front page and he’s nowhere.
So, I don’t know how long this will last today but I can’t find Tucker anywhere on foxnews.com. You don’t need to check. Just take my word for it. I look at fox every day so you don't have to.
Is he retooling his message? Taking a break? Has his head spun off his neck trying to spin “The American Dream” into the latest atrocities by his boy Putin? What’s going on Tuck? How will we own the libs without you telling us what to say, Tuck? We certainly can’t do this on our own. Only you can twist the truth in ways both “patriotic” and selling out democracy at the same time. Only you can turn logic into a pretzel for us so the libs just give up talking to us entirely. Their gobsmacked frustration at our willful ignorance is “winning” to us. We need your love of the fabled “benevolent autocrat” to keep us motivated and hating, Tuck!
Well, I’m sure this won’t last long. Tuck’s a smart guy. Maybe even a “genius.” Just ask him and he’ll tell you so. If you can find him today that is. Just promise me that y’all won’t look too hard if you can’t.
