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Who else is as giddy as a schoolgirl today?
The anticipation for Trump’s latest shit show is almost palpable.
Today is the “big” day for Trump’s “big announcement.” He’s going to run for president again — probably.
Good god, I can’t wait.
I hope he’s really going to do it. No one is “certain” that is what his announcement is today, though.
What if he’s not running again?
What if today’s “big announcement” is just some other bullshit? Like he’s opening up a new chain of Trump restaurants? “The Cracker’s Barrel” to really engage his base of complete and total racist fucks. Maybe give them all food poisoning? He’s poisoned their minds completely. Now it’s time to finish the job with their bodies?
They won’t care.
They’ll belly up to his “great buffet” and stare in awe at the potentially laced-with-botulism fare. They’ll scarf it all down like they do with all his brain-damaged ideas of what “winning” looks like. His misogyny, his racism, and his not-even-trying-to-hide-it wanting to be the next Hitler. As long as it “tastes like something I would make” they be fine with whatever dining experience he has to offer.
When finished bloating themselves and the car drive home results in explosive…
